Tired of boring seafood? Set sail with the best from across the centuries! Bethsaida Brothers Fisheries — founded by Peter and Andrew, the original "fishers of men (and dinner)" — now proudly exports the finest Sea of Galilee treasures straight to the United States! Feast on fresh-caught tilapia (the legendary Saint Peter’s Fish), golden carp, hearty catfish, and savory sardines, delivered fresher than a sunrise sermon.
And that’s not all — nets a mess? Boat looking rougher than a stormy sea? We now offer premium net repair and boat restoration services—perfect whether you're hauling fish or friends. Our motto?
"If it floats, we fix it. If it swims, we catch it. If it eats, we feed it!"
Bethsaida Brothers: Fishing since 30 A.D. — Exporting since we figured out international shipping laws.
+1-555-SEA-FISH
(That's +1-800-732-3474 if you're still using Roman numerals.)
OR
2. Premium Galilee Express Line:
Dial 1-555-CARRIER-PIGEON
(Results may vary depending on pigeon training and wind direction.)
3. Scroll-by-Boat Service:
Request delivery by scroll — tied to a clay jar and floated downstream.